• Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
  • Parents: Ok, cool.
  • Me: Your luggage is outside

Power. I have a kind of power I never knew I possessed. 

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how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water

"No, I don’t think it’s just about just getting a girlfriend. You know? I mean, yeah, I can get a girlfriend! Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crosswords, but you know, are we ever going to have, you know the c l o s e n e s s like-like you guys have?”