I never think it’s right to chew gum in front of other people, but a lot of times I’ll come in for a meeting chewing gum and I’ll forget I’m chewing it. Then you don’t want to swallow it because it stays in your system for seven years or something, so I’ve asked to throw it away. I’ve started to wonder if that’s why I didn’t get certain movies.”

i wanna be a part of a music blog

officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

the-king-of-butts:

how did i even live with the reblog button at the top of the post

majesty:

Sexy is my middle name”

Is your first name Not?

revivingpeeta:

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow

when i spend like 5 minutes working on an edit it gets 100000 notes and when i spend hours it gets like none :/